Dear X

Apologies to my "readers" who have to bare witness to my terribleness, but this wasn't something I felt could go in a facebook message. Besides he wanted this link anyways so it serves a duel purpose.

X,
I want to thank you for being a truly amazing person. You are bigger, smarter, kinder, more forgiving than any friend I have ever known. And in return I have used and abused you in so many ungodly ways that it truly makes me ill. Which is why I have decided to write you this letter (... blog post).

I feel that I have wronged you one too many times and I can't stand it. I can't believe that I have the ability to be such a tool. But from today I vow to make a concerted effort to turn myself around. I know that you know me and I make promises I can't keep on a daily basis, but you know that I value our friendship so I hope that you can believe that I am genuine.

I was going to put the option of a friendship time-out to you, but I think that I have initiate it, so that my heart doesn't break from the rejection. Give me a month to right myself in the head. I know that I can do it, and I will begin today. There are no words to express my remorse, how truly bad I feel and while I know that that in real way makes up for my behavior, I am truly deeply sorry.

This could drag on and on, but I won't. I will do better, I promise. You do not deserve to acquainted with reproachful people such as myself. You are too good.

Signed,
that ass you once knew